Rone Andrews is back on the scene with something nobody had on their 2025 bingo card, a fun, quirky, slightly spicy Christmas track that somehow keeps things suggestive without crossing the line. “When_Santa_Says_Ho_Ho_Ho,” dropping August 15, 2025, is pure mischief wrapped in a jingle-bell groove, built for holiday playlists that don’t take themselves too seriously.
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The song flips the classic Santa imagery into double-meaning territory, but in a way younger listeners won’t catch. Adults, though? Yeah, they’ll get the joke immediately. The hook “When Santa says ho, ho, ho, that means he’s ready to give more, more, and more” hits like a holiday wink, catchy enough to stick in your head long after the final “ho ho ho.”
Rone leans into playful storytelling across the verses, adding lines that are bold but delivered with humor: getting “choked up” on hot sausage, needing “Santa’s water,” and dressing up like “those ladies in Hollywood.” It’s theatrical, exaggerated, tongue-in-cheek, all the things that make a novelty holiday track work.
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The production feels bright and bouncy, almost like a Christmas pop-comedy skit turned into a full track. It keeps the tone light so the innuendo doesn’t feel heavy-handed. What really stands out, though, is how original the writing is. You can tell this isn’t recycled Christmas fluff, it’s its own character, its own lane, and it goes all-in on the concept.
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